Introducing Wrestling Futures
Wrestling futures are financial instruments you can use to wager on the outcome of pro wrestling matches.
WWFTX is here to introduce to you “Wrestling Futures.” Wrestling futures are financial instruments you can use to wager on the outcome of pro wrestling matches. Wrestling futures allows investors to use their intimate knowledge of pro wrestling to predict the outcomes of pro wrestling matches. This is a game of skill, not luck.
Reasons to invest in Wrestling Futures:
- Diversification: adding wrestling futures will immediately diversify your portfolio
- Not correlated with the S&P 500: academic research from noted finance academics Modigliani & MIller indicate that wrestling futures are not correlated with other major asset clauses, including the benchmark S&P 500, stocks, bonds, real estate, etc.
- You can Win. Let’s face it, the stock market is stacked against the little guy. You're just payment for order flow cannon fodder for large quant funds. Wrestling futures however, provide access to everyone who pays close attention to pro wrestling.
- Your currency is rapidly deteriorating away: due to massive central bank money printing, your fiat currencies is rapidly becoming worthless, so you might as well gamble and take Iyo Sky as the under at Summerslam if you hope to achieve the quality of life your parents had
Is this a regulated product?
No narc, stop asking narc questions.
There’s no way US Education Secretary Linda McMahon would allow us to get away with this. If she knew what we were up to, we would be immediately sent to be tortured at re-education camps. The US Education Secretary has jurisdiction over re-education camps.
Can I pay with fiat?
No, again with the narc questions. A normal person wouldn’t even know what “fiat” is.
